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Pervy motherfuckers look all kinds of different ways. You can't tell by looking who is or isn't a pervy motherfucker. I have a friend who looks a lot like this guy who is neither pervy nor a motherfucker.

I am sensitive about this because prior to getting my hair de-longed a few years back, I resembled Kim Davis to an uncomfortable degree.

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blake has that fat bag of shite look that most wimmens are smitten with!!! grrrrls! don't let this one get away!!!!

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The most ridiculous clowns in Congress. Farenthold and Gohmert. On behalf of my fellow citizens in the Great State of Texas, please, please forget you ever heard of these guys -- as if that were possible.

We're not all red; we're just drawn that way.

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Paddle fast!

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Now I'll always have his chins etched in my mind. Thank you.

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Democrats have a habit of being like the "suicide squad" at the end of the "Life of Brian". https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Oops, I missed the corpse part.

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Can we please pixellate out his face the same way one does for unclothed genitals?

My boss might walk by when I'm reading this.

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This repulsive cretin would never make it in the private sector.

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Fartenholden?

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Brad, most likely.

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I'm thinking he just let go of a fart in that photo.

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Fartenholden: retaining gas until you have the opportunity to hotbox a VW

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,,,,,,having already failed in the public sector.

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Farenthold 451 lbs.

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The weight at which boners die

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