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Nenatopia's avatar

Pervy motherfuckers look all kinds of different ways. You can't tell by looking who is or isn't a pervy motherfucker. I have a friend who looks a lot like this guy who is neither pervy nor a motherfucker.

I am sensitive about this because prior to getting my hair de-longed a few years back, I resembled Kim Davis to an uncomfortable degree.

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Donna Mueller's avatar

blake has that fat bag of shite look that most wimmens are smitten with!!! grrrrls! don't let this one get away!!!!

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pd1648's avatar

The most ridiculous clowns in Congress. Farenthold and Gohmert. On behalf of my fellow citizens in the Great State of Texas, please, please forget you ever heard of these guys -- as if that were possible.

We're not all red; we're just drawn that way.

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pd1648's avatar

Paddle fast!

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pd1648's avatar

Now I'll always have his chins etched in my mind. Thank you.

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UpstateNYObserver's avatar

Democrats have a habit of being like the "suicide squad" at the end of the "Life of Brian". https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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eggs ackly-wright's avatar

Oops, I missed the corpse part.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Can we please pixellate out his face the same way one does for unclothed genitals?

My boss might walk by when I'm reading this.

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Big_Bad_Bald_Bastard's avatar

This repulsive cretin would never make it in the private sector.

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James Baskin's avatar

Fartenholden?

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WomanInThePersistence's avatar

Brad, most likely.

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James Baskin's avatar

I'm thinking he just let go of a fart in that photo.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Fartenholden: retaining gas until you have the opportunity to hotbox a VW

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Iam Reading's avatar

,,,,,,having already failed in the public sector.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Farenthold 451 lbs.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

The weight at which boners die

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