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Bassohmatic's avatar

The shakes tasted funny so they reported it to their superior? And not to the actual Shake Shack employees to get a new shake or something? Did they not even ask to speak to the manager?

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Desperate Ambrose's avatar

Would "Sheik Shake" be Islamophobic?

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DAVID-19's avatar

Pretty sure Dok just keeps photoshopping the Atom Heart Mother album cover over and over...

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dr.cube's avatar

This is fine - if they're going to completely ignore the fact that the majority of actual violence against police comes from boogaloo types on the right (or from ex cops / ousted members of the jerkoff fraternity), then it sounds like there's a chance of the whole perverted mutant of a system consuming itself.

I can hope.

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

Honestly, I've never spent as much time at Whataburger as I have at InNOut during lunch rushes.

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JAWs's avatar

"My White Woman Tears has watered-down this coffee. Boo hoo hoo!" 😏

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JAWs's avatar

Incidentally, both cases posted the restaurants FULL address and phone number, because there's nothing like a little harassment and doxxing to endear the common man to police! 😏

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Queen Méabh's avatar

I got a tip for cops everywhere ... bring a sandwich from home for lunch, and buy bottled drinks in sealed containers. You'll save money, eat healthier, and live longer.

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Mandorlind's avatar

That's what I thought. Why drink it if you think it's poisoned?

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gammarae's avatar

yeah, no.

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tiredsucker's avatar

I've walked out of Mickey D's after waiting forever for my McMuffin and not getting it. Clearly they were poisoning my food as I've been told that I look like a cop. /s

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gammarae's avatar

police reform should include higher education and psychological testing, among other things

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gammarae's avatar

geez, king, get a kilt!!! :)

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theCryptofishist's avatar

"We distort, you decide."

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theCryptofishist's avatar

I did, already, thank you.

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