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Bassohmatic's avatar

The shakes tasted funny so they reported it to their superior? And not to the actual Shake Shack employees to get a new shake or something? Did they not even ask to speak to the manager?

Desperate Ambrose's avatar

Would "Sheik Shake" be Islamophobic?

DAVID-19's avatar

Pretty sure Dok just keeps photoshopping the Atom Heart Mother album cover over and over...

dr.cube's avatar

This is fine - if they're going to completely ignore the fact that the majority of actual violence against police comes from boogaloo types on the right (or from ex cops / ousted members of the jerkoff fraternity), then it sounds like there's a chance of the whole perverted mutant of a system consuming itself.

I can hope.

RawrIhavePi's avatar

Honestly, I've never spent as much time at Whataburger as I have at InNOut during lunch rushes.

JAWs's avatar

"My White Woman Tears has watered-down this coffee. Boo hoo hoo!" 😏

JAWs's avatar

Incidentally, both cases posted the restaurants FULL address and phone number, because there's nothing like a little harassment and doxxing to endear the common man to police! 😏

Queen Méabh's avatar

I got a tip for cops everywhere ... bring a sandwich from home for lunch, and buy bottled drinks in sealed containers. You'll save money, eat healthier, and live longer.

Mandorlind's avatar

That's what I thought. Why drink it if you think it's poisoned?

tiredsucker's avatar

I've walked out of Mickey D's after waiting forever for my McMuffin and not getting it. Clearly they were poisoning my food as I've been told that I look like a cop. /s

gammarae's avatar

police reform should include higher education and psychological testing, among other things

gammarae's avatar

geez, king, get a kilt!!! :)

theCryptofishist's avatar

"We distort, you decide."

theCryptofishist's avatar

I did, already, thank you.