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theCryptofishist's avatar

But at least the coal seam under the town isn't on fire.

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When they go to the barber, they get their hair magazined.

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I don't see them often any more. Saw on of the "small" ones the other day, and couldn't remember when the time before that was. Just another wonderful think brought to us by Ahnald.

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Ah, you beat me to it. I love that story...

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I guess that could be "Citadel" on his shirt.

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See, if they didn't attend the Citadel, it wouldn't be a problem. They asked for harassment by crossing the threshold of the institution.

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Jesus is looking for a way out of that picture.

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Molon Lave? Stirring words.

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Nothing about keeping america for americans?

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Querolous's avatar

♥♥

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Querolous's avatar

These guys with their magazines have issues. (Hat Tip to theCryptofishist)

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Partyofhealthcare?'s avatar

I'm amazed that assholes of his ilk don't get themselves shot more often here in 'merica.

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Mark Breitinger's avatar

We need to get this guy together with George Zimmerman, STAT, so they can "compare notes." (In a locked room, with a healthy supply of condoms and firearms)

The winner goes on to the next round with any other gunhumpers who might care to step forward at this time.

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accidental housewife's avatar

For lots of incest, you want York County, PA.

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accidental housewife's avatar

I'm PA-proud!

Geez, between my home state (PA), and my adopted state (NC), I just want to hide under a pile of blankets for a long while.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It sounds like either alcohol or mental illness may be at play here. Or maybe both.

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