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damn, you could put your eye out with that. better make sure you have a release form to fill out to use that release form holding thingy spindle.

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Jules Winnfield dodged a bullet and decided to quit the business and walk the earth like Caine. Vincent Vega mocked him and died in a hail of bullets on the toilet. So yea, you'd think the owner would think twice about his business model and start trying real hard to be the shepherd. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh-QWKGbm2Q">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I was all set to take the high-minded view that his death, like any other stupid, pointless gun death, is a tragedy. But then I saw the things he posted on his FB, including this <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/wp-content/uploads/201...">http://www.rawstory.com/rs/... and this <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/wp-content/uploads/201...">http://www.rawstory.com/rs/....

So instead I'm going to go with Matthew 26:52, "Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword."

Yep, it's rare to see scripture demonstrated so literally. I'm sure all the Christers out there in Jesusland will be comforted.

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To quote Nabokov: Picnic, lightning.

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And eerily predictive of what happened to that guy's head.

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That's what video games are for.

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That will be of comfort to the Bloodshed and Burgers folks, seeing as how they can't find the signed documents.

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Are you thinking of Rick Santorum's classic art film, <i>Blown Away... by an Unusual Destiny in the Blue Days of August</i>?

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"Sam Scarmardo, Range Operator, Arizona Last Stop"

Yeah, definitely the last stop for somebody.

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They call the wind Sharia.

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Idiot wind blowing every time you move your teeth You're an idiot, Sam It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe

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Deleted would-be commenters: before you get started, I would like to point out that we ARE showing empathy to the ONE person in this story who deserves it: the child.

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<i>Financially</i> successful; medically, not so much.

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Other than the child and the police, there is something seriously fucked up about every single person involved in this.

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Mighty convenient wind they got around those parts.

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