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In the basement?

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Ok, puns are hereby outlawed!

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I hope this isn't going to devolve into a tattoo-measuring contest

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Cops didn't shoot the guy when he displayed his man "weapon", even if it was only a small toy of a pistol. But, if he was black they would have pointed at his nekkidness and said; "well hung." And that's what would have happened. White lunatic lives matter. Black people? Not so much.

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are we sure about IL appellation Dok? Lots of Floridians summer up north.

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They do hard time but only in spurts.

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When they told him to remove the dildo from his pants, hopefully he used the moment to quote Blazing Saddles..."Scuze me, while I whip this out!" I mean you're already caught, might as well have some fun.

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ahh, good old-fashioned snark food!

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with the whole tatto on his penis thing it looks like he was looking for some suspect-on-cop hommmmmosexxytimes

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if you use em right

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Always ready to rise to the occasion. Open to new things. Articles with penetrating insight.

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sigh, gerbil heaven is full of de-toothed and de-clawed little souls these days

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that police report needs a Bah-da-BOOM (rim-shot, not job you pervs!)in this part"how that got there, to which he replied that he had no idea"

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And he's started a wild national new haircut craze.

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Why would a man need a vibrator?

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Oh my sweet summer child....

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