Cops didn't shoot the guy when he displayed his man "weapon", even if it was only a small toy of a pistol. But, if he was black they would have pointed at his nekkidness and said; "well hung." And that's what would have happened. White lunatic lives matter. Black people? Not so much.
When they told him to remove the dildo from his pants, hopefully he used the moment to quote Blazing Saddles..."Scuze me, while I whip this out!" I mean you're already caught, might as well have some fun.
In the basement?
Ok, puns are hereby outlawed!
I hope this isn't going to devolve into a tattoo-measuring contest
Cops didn't shoot the guy when he displayed his man "weapon", even if it was only a small toy of a pistol. But, if he was black they would have pointed at his nekkidness and said; "well hung." And that's what would have happened. White lunatic lives matter. Black people? Not so much.
are we sure about IL appellation Dok? Lots of Floridians summer up north.
They do hard time but only in spurts.
When they told him to remove the dildo from his pants, hopefully he used the moment to quote Blazing Saddles..."Scuze me, while I whip this out!" I mean you're already caught, might as well have some fun.
ahh, good old-fashioned snark food!
with the whole tatto on his penis thing it looks like he was looking for some suspect-on-cop hommmmmosexxytimes
if you use em right
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sigh, gerbil heaven is full of de-toothed and de-clawed little souls these days
that police report needs a Bah-da-BOOM (rim-shot, not job you pervs!)in this part"how that got there, to which he replied that he had no idea"
And he's started a wild national new haircut craze.
Why would a man need a vibrator?
Oh my sweet summer child....