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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

It’s your job to protect your staff and your other patients, not to try to educate ignorant oiks.

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H0mer0's avatar

I do both

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Christian Connor's avatar

If Trump loses this year, expect to see Paul Ryan in 2024.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

I think many of us believed he was the hero America needed

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Even without floor tiles, how difficult is it to gauge 6 feet? I know how tall I am. If picture myself pitching forward flat onto the floor, there should be another six inches or so between me and the other person.

Easy-fuckin'-peasy.

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suziq's avatar

Yeah, I was thinking that they would be the ones most likely to care more about the stock market than other human people. Generally speaking, not ALL of them, obviously.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Wait for Trump to get antsy and overrule his campaign advisors.

Hey Lincoln Project, how about an ad mocking his chickening out in 'Bama? And then mocking him all over again when Sessions staggers to a victory.

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Little Lulu's avatar

Your experience reminds me of this one:

https://vm.tiktok.com/JdK8XNT/

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

“Speaking of things you can and cannot do, what did you do to your neighbor to make him beat you like a rented mule? Shit, I bet it was something.”

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Little Lulu's avatar

He’s had plenty of practice, especially this year. Now when Trump or Pence says something truly stupid, and Fauci is standing behind them onstage, he can laugh, grimace, or mutter to his heart's content behind his face mask.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

A True Libertarian would say that when you die of COVID, you would naturally resolve not to die of COVID ever again, and soon no one will die of it any more.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

...but what if someone else wants to watch baseball more that he does? Does that mean Rand Paul has to die?

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

As I explained to a younger person once, adulthood is a never-ending parade of things you would rather not do.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I'm certain that Rand Paul understands all of this with his customary laser-like focus, backed up his homemade Board qualification as an expert in basebology.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

I’m sure if some Dispenser of Cosmic Justice went to Cletus and LaVerne and said “hey, remember how you said you don’t care if some people have to die to get the economy rolling? Turns out you two got picked so the economy thanks you for your sacrifice” they’d get all huffy about it.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

He's more than happy to embrace it, though.

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