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Hazel Blumberg's avatar

This dude is a MOHron. He also misses his 15 seconds of fame and is desperately trying to turn them into 15 minutes. Please, Mooch, just go away. Thank you.

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

emoji tourettes?

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phoenix00's avatar

I think that's mandated for Canadian olds.....

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HawkeyeBarton's avatar

Dude, you want syrup you gotta deal with the gravy and curds too! Sorry, but those are the rules of the Great White North.

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Big_Bad_Bald_Bastard's avatar

I don't know about you folks, but I prefer to get my news from a source with a 3:1 emojis to words ratio.

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DoILookAmused2u?  MΏ-R3s1st0r's avatar

Was it 'over' when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

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RogationDays's avatar

Is that for real? I’m afraid to google it.

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Aw, I must be getting old: I had to Google to make sure Wonkette wasn't playing the best/weirdest media prank of the year. But, no--our Mooch marches on, adorable slimeball that he is. Can we blame Mooch, too, on Sarah Palin, the portal moron who was allowed to lower the bar?

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Red Richmond's avatar

The Bland Corporation?

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

And these are the people who can be continuously conned into supporting Trump. "Honestly don't know" might be the only semi-excusable reason to have voted for the guy. A bit better than "Filled out my absentee ballot using lawn darts."

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Mavenmaven's avatar

That was a 13 year "moment", buster.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

I apologize if anyone was offended. But in my defense, how was I supposed to know?

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Ah damn it mooch, you started off good "My bad! My responsibility!"And then had to end it with that lame "I am sorry if you were offended"

That makes you a complicit chudguzzler.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

SP was not the portal to the bar lowering.She was the test case to see how far low it could get.

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kaydenpat's avatar

The Mooch is loose again.

https://www.google.com/url?...

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