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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

That Alice Munro story--OMG

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The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

Jesus wept as do I.

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Demodocus's avatar

his great-great grandma, too, if she knew

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Nemo's avatar

All this reminds me of James Henry Hammond, namesake of a South Carolina "segregation academy", who sexually abused four of his nieces:

Hammond's Secret and Sacred Diaries (not published until 1989) described, without embarrassment, his sexual abuse over two years of four teenage nieces, daughters of his sister-in-law Ann Fitzsimmons and her husband Wade Hampton II. He blamed his behavior on what he described as the seductiveness of the "extremely affectionate" young women.

Of course it was all the young girls fault -- such seductive young Jezebels. I do have a hard time discerning which of the two Carolinas is more perverted.

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Revenant's avatar

great, a "church" in western NC has adopted the good old Maoist "Self-Criticism Sessions", not hinky at all.

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

It makes one question if *any* of this lot are sane, rational, decent human beings. And the answer is a hard 'no'.

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Carrie Duncan's avatar

Just vile. I don't know what in this screams "unrepentant sex abuser" -- but isn't his speech weirdly defended?

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Carrie Duncan's avatar

That, together with the prominence given these holy should-be felons in his campaign, is terrible optics. Or terrific, depending on whether you are Robinson or his opponent.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. What scum.

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ZorPern's avatar

Dok- you'll never see this, I'll try to hop in earlier when you're posting, but I have to say I love your note post:

Yr Wonkette is funded...

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

I’ve heard the expression putting lipstick on a pig, but Mark Robinson looks like what would happen if you used a pig in a Grecian Formula commercial.

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UVB-76's avatar

Silk hat on a donkey.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

As you point out, Republican Jesus said, "Let the children suffer, and do not stop their tormentors." So obviously, Robinson (who longs for the good old antebellum days) fits right in.

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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

"Blasting session?".

Sounds like getting "jumped into" a street gang. Robinson is a screwball. Hopefully the NC voters reject the lunatic.

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Zap's avatar

Common theme of the day? Accusing children of being at fault for allowing themselves to be molested. https://www.wonkette.com/p/this-lawyer-blamed-a-12-year-old. Assholes.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

it's so nice of him that he reduces women to wombs which don't seem to belong to said women. how exceptionally kind.

and victims are to be blamed. I know that exact kind all too well.

but it's okay because it's for Jesus! never mind.

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TerseNurse's avatar

I really can't take any more of these asshats today. It's way too hot, 90F with a dew point of 75; I'm having unreasonable anxiety (about my personal life, the political anxiety is quite reasonable); and while it's long been my theory that this country has always been just one or two pubic hairs width from a Christian Evangelical version of the Taliban or the Mullahs, the "Told You So" value is definitely not worth living through it. I need a drink, and the Surgeon General, killjoy that he is, has determined that no amount of alcohol consumption is safe and the wine industry was just pulling our chains all along about that "but the French drink two glasses of wine every night and look at how happy and long-lived they are" bullshit. Screw it, I'm getting a beer!

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Revenant's avatar

All of a sudden I am craving a nice frosty Peche Lambic

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UVB-76's avatar

Take three deep breaths, then get that beer.

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Zap's avatar

Enjoy your beer. "no amount of alcohol consumption is safe" Seems a little overboard, no?

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Eric  Anderson's avatar

I doubt there's any connection, but here in Dallas "Word of Faith" was an early (80s) mega-church run by notorious God-charlatan Robert Tilton. It was a Pentecostal, speaking-in-tongues "prosperity gospel" kind of church.

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