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The Color Purple being a close second.

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In other news, it seems Akin is closing the lead McCaskill has on him.

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Just because she's standing in line at the abortionplex* does not mean she gives consent. _____________________________ * Just kidding. <i>There is no line at the abortionplex!</i> "The efficiency of capitalism with the low cost of the postal service" is their motto.

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hee hee. you said "organ". hee hee you said "box".

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Republican males apparently determine consent by asking themselves, and their penises, "Rape, up or down vote!" They both vote FOR rape, and therefore, this overrides the woman's vote.

DEMOCRACY

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Possibly they're eating from badly-soldered cans, like <a href="http:\/\/fleshybones.blogspot.com\/2011\/01\/ice-mummies-finding-john-franklins-fate.html" target="_blank">Franklin's gallant crew</a>. Look out for the Republican Study Committee dragging a lifeboat filled with silk panties, copies of Atlas Shrugged and crates of tea down the Mall.

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Yes, very sharp and pointed votes.

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No means no, dumb fucks.

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