Show Me On the Body Politic Where the Governor Touched You

The wily DomePunks alerted us to an article from the Albuquerque Journal that describes the indefatigable wandering hands of New Mexico Governor and Presidential aspirant Bill Richardson. While there's no indication that Richardson's physical proclivities are akin to his California counterpart's policy of annexing valuable mammary glands for taxpayer use, Richardson's Lieutenant Governor, Diane Denish, finds Richardson's habit's "irritating and annoying."

After reading of Richardson's penchant for pre-hormonal horseplay, head butts, and smearing his saliva all over the lenses of other people's glasses, we're inclined to agree. Though, now, no one needs to ask Richardson where he stands on the issue of state-sponsored torture.— DCEIVER

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