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bobbert's avatar

Well, that IS fair.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I wrote in "Zombie Ronald Reagan".

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Yo no come soya marinara.

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malsperanza's avatar

Speaking as an Outside Dem Money Group, I am happy to have just sent a chunk of dollars to future Senator Grimes' campaign.

Thanks for the reminder, Russert!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/stream1.gifsoup.com\/view6\/2155678\/fat-bastard-get-in-my-belly-o.gif" target="_blank">GET INTO MY BELLY!</a>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Why, yes I did, Fuck Wadd. I would never get over the shame if I had voted for McCain/Palin in '08 or Romney/Ryan in 2012. We all know what a huge mistake it would have been to elect either one of those tickets! If you need me to explain why then you're an even bigger dipshit than I have seen so far, and that's saying something. Next question."

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Chris Grrr's avatar

His goal of a single-term Obama presidency was just another failure. But he lies with conviction, so he's eminently qualified to fail for six more years.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Breaking News: Obama unpopular in Kentucky. Also unpopular in Kentucky: dentistry and sobriety.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I'm going to shovel some money at some of these "self-disqualified" candidates this very weekend. OUTSIDER MONEY!!1

Will there even be a Chuckbeard show by the time the election rolls around? I think someone in this here little conversation is going to get disqualified. The only question is when.

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Ikimizi's avatar

It's hard to imagine anything larger than the difference between my feelings about JoScar and ScarJo.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I hate this "everything a Democratic candidate ever does can and will be used against them" while Repubclian candidates will be afforded the luxury of changing their opinions every 12 nanoseconds without fear of penalty.

If you can't speak to substance:

SHUT. UP.

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Lot_49's avatar

After Todd appeared on Rachel's show and ask her to please stop having him on her show. You can expect quick action on this request.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yay!!!

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Well, he does time travel, you know.

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