Wonkette Nation! We love that you love each other, and that you love us, and that you show us with presents and $$$. But it is hard to read your witty comments on the news of the day when you all are talking about off-topic stuff, and I don't mean off-topic stuff like "A THING HAPPENED IN THE NEWS THAT WE ALL WILL BE INTERESTED IN," I mean seriously what you are cooking for dinner and your new fucking cat.