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Hizzoner's avatar

That reference to riding camels came across as a little bit racist. You're better than that.

Mark Lungo's avatar

Get rid of the spammer, please!

Bobo the Dork Boy's avatar

Or if Trump bought a pig farm upstate.

Stcaf's avatar

"(Also, WTF is wrong with Rand Paul?)"His neighbor hit him in the head once to many times with his lawnmower.

sarafina's avatar

More than twice, I believe.

sarafina's avatar

Those in power have to figure out how to maximize their benefit from it, like Warcriminal Bush and The Dick did.

BadKitty904's avatar

The only question about the relationship between Mohammad bin Salman and Jared Kushner is whether or not Salman bothers to use lube.

sarafina's avatar

The Libertarian Creed!

phoenix00's avatar

That's been true stretching back to the fine days of... the Roman Empire.

Wondering Woman's avatar

And it should read, "I've got mine, now fuck you."

george lastrapes's avatar

The new 'unappetizer' for dieters: a cocktail shrimp, smaller than average, with a jaunty button-mushroom head, held in place by a toothpick. Named 'the toad's tool', in honor of the Shroomy Shrimp himself, the PeeResident.

george lastrapes's avatar

Then, too, religion is something with which to beat one's enemies over the head .

kareemachan's avatar

Well, he IS pretty damned effing slimy.

(And I like salamanders. My MIL has lots of them (or had - global warming) in her pond.)

kareemachan's avatar

...or an atomic bomb....

Cuz drumpster would do that to salve his ego.