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Hizzoner's avatar

That reference to riding camels came across as a little bit racist. You're better than that.

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Mark Lungo's avatar

Get rid of the spammer, please!

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Bobo the Dork Boy's avatar

Or if Trump bought a pig farm upstate.

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Stcaf's avatar

"(Also, WTF is wrong with Rand Paul?)"His neighbor hit him in the head once to many times with his lawnmower.

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sarafina's avatar

More than twice, I believe.

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sarafina's avatar

Yes, Jesus wept.

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sarafina's avatar

Those in power have to figure out how to maximize their benefit from it, like Warcriminal Bush and The Dick did.

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BadKitty904's avatar

The only question about the relationship between Mohammad bin Salman and Jared Kushner is whether or not Salman bothers to use lube.

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sarafina's avatar

The Libertarian Creed!

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phoenix00's avatar

That's been true stretching back to the fine days of... the Roman Empire.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

And it should read, "I've got mine, now fuck you."

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george lastrapes's avatar

The new 'unappetizer' for dieters: a cocktail shrimp, smaller than average, with a jaunty button-mushroom head, held in place by a toothpick. Named 'the toad's tool', in honor of the Shroomy Shrimp himself, the PeeResident.

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george lastrapes's avatar

Then, too, religion is something with which to beat one's enemies over the head .

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kareemachan's avatar

Well, he IS pretty damned effing slimy.

(And I like salamanders. My MIL has lots of them (or had - global warming) in her pond.)

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kareemachan's avatar

...or an atomic bomb....

Cuz drumpster would do that to salve his ego.

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