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Uncle Joe shot a lot more than just movies.

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Never too slow for the right wing nutz to just make shit up.

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My favorites are when the review is reduced to a single word. A potential viewer can certainly rely on that!

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Hey if the WSJ can have a sports editor, why not an editor of coverage of our feline overlords cutest behavior.

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She's anxious because she's due for her next boob job. Can't have a Congresswoman with droopy tits. It undermines American values, don't you know.

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Are shirtless bros a thing in DC ?

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I read that as Ministry of Silly Wanks ( I can't figure out the cross thru thingy. sad)

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It was taken directly off someone's hacked cellphone! Oh no wait, they don't do that ... anymore.

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It is not at all suspicious that a Murdochian Organ shplurted out something of a damaging anonymous quote from an unnamed official, because these ARE the Officials You Are Looking For *waves hand hypnotically*

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This is a big fucking deal.

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I know Charlie Sheen is playing POTUS in that new "Machete" movie, but that is no reason to start using him as a source in your stories.

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If there's any duct tape left over, paste it on Rand Paul ("we can win this") and the asshat who didn't want to get dissed ("we have to win something"). Also on Louis Gohmert who probably said something about winning once.

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How heavily edited was the actual statement ? This is the WSJ after all.

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Brilliant description of the WSJ !

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Didn’t you read the article? It was Senior Administration Official. Sounds like foreign name.

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