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Shutdowns Across The Continent
If you feel like you aren't sick, go ahead and ride around on the germy subway and germy buses. Just don't lick everything. [ AP ]
The guy who tried to kill the Dutch queen in a parade yesterday died. [ Wall Street Journal ]
Why does President Obama have to be so mean to hedge funds? [ Washington Post ]
Early treatment makes a huge difference in whether you will die of the pig flu or just feel a little under the weather for a few days. [ New York Times ]
Unless its unions agree to all sorts of concessions, the Boston Globe may shut down ... soon. [ Reuters ]
Like the Boston Globe, Mexico is shutting down, but only for five days in order to halt the progress of the killer flu. [ BBC News ]