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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Considering how many people actively dislike Cruz, I'm convinced he won because of a weird run-off election in the middle of August when most people thought it was just too damned hot to go out and vote.

Maybe's avatar

I think that's exactly the amount of brains Trump has, though brains may not be the right term. He has a real skill for inventing and exaggerating any subject at all in a way that riles up his base and divides the country.

That seems to be his only skill.

I bet Putin is enjoying it, though. He wants divisiveness in Western nations.

(Also, he doesn't need Pence on his knees when he has Trump there.)

Annake_Merle's avatar

I see your hair is burnin'Hills are filled with fireIf they say I never loved youYou know they are a liarDrivin' down your freewaysMidnite alleys roam . . .

J. Morrison

Molon Labe's avatar

Is Bob Corker still under FBI investigation?

Annake_Merle's avatar

ackkk PTSD trigger!! It was the one where the ventriloquist was revealed to be a small man operating the dummy of a tall handsome man to whom our heroine was romantically attracted.As you see, I am still affected by it, all these years ago.

kermit's avatar

If Corker had any honor or decency, he'd be a Democrat.

$5541709's avatar

Even with Russia stealing secrets from his opponent, and Comey swaying at least 5 points, Trump STILL lost by 3 million votes.

Moar Wordz's avatar

I can't unsee that. Did he have an astro-turf burn ? It must've been pretty bad to get hosed down by the medic w/ spray gun of - something like Solarcaine.

Moar Wordz's avatar

Not sure how I missed this, but what does " Fify, " signify ? First 50 days of President's office, or the Vaseline and Saran wrap fake vagina used in Prison ?

Moar Wordz's avatar

Hold still while I dominate with illegal monies

Rasilom's avatar

It means fixed it for you. They said shit about her every single day. Was not inteneded as an insult. More snark. But they did talk shit abour her every day. not just once or twice a week. No worries Moar Wordz. You be one of the awsome peeps! Love ya friend!

Moar Wordz's avatar

Awww. Thanks Rasilom 😊

HooverVilles's avatar

IOKiffYAR, in the past, now, and forever

HooverVilles's avatar

Trump is lucky if he has two firing neurons in his brain.