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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Just more liberal numbers. Everyone knows math is an elitist hoax. Anything over 20 is fake.

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goCatgo's avatar

Say, what color is the Grand Am ? (asking for a friend)

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goCatgo's avatar

Try running to the fridge when you get a beer. I think it helps.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Because everyone says it about my mother-in-law's Pyrenees/grandchild...

OMG LOOKS LIKE A POLAR BARR! NEEDTA GETA SADDLE!

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kev's avatar

maybe you should get him chipped.

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Serai 1's avatar

I do not think that third option is likely. Brain parasites from cat poop have the exclusive effect of making a person want to be around cats. I have taken an informal survey, and all the cats I know say they see no similarity between their species and the Hitler-shaped squash running for president. As my Frodo says, "Don't try to blame Trump on us. This one's on you, monkeyhands."

http://www.holidogtimes.com...

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DougW659's avatar

Sometimes I feel like punching those guys in the face.... does that make me a cuck socker?

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Slavakitty's avatar

Most likely he already has been chipped. That's how the vet knew to call him.

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herrointment's avatar

Bike ride to buy ice cream in Wisconsin!

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Parakeetist's avatar

Who's a good boy? Yes!

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Rachel Book Harlot's avatar

That's what they want us to believe, but we are just puppets on a string...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.p...

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Rachel Book Harlot's avatar

Awww! I love this story. I'm so glad your baby is safe and back home.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Promises, promises....

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lroom's avatar

He is that's how the vet got my phone number.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Made of chicken meat? A cuck kike kook cock cluck cake clock.

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WomanInThePersistence's avatar

What a lovely story! I'm so glad you were reunited.

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