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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Just more liberal numbers. Everyone knows math is an elitist hoax. Anything over 20 is fake.

goCatgo's avatar

Say, what color is the Grand Am ? (asking for a friend)

goCatgo's avatar

Try running to the fridge when you get a beer. I think it helps.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

Because everyone says it about my mother-in-law's Pyrenees/grandchild...

OMG LOOKS LIKE A POLAR BARR! NEEDTA GETA SADDLE!

kev's avatar

maybe you should get him chipped.

Serai 1's avatar

I do not think that third option is likely. Brain parasites from cat poop have the exclusive effect of making a person want to be around cats. I have taken an informal survey, and all the cats I know say they see no similarity between their species and the Hitler-shaped squash running for president. As my Frodo says, "Don't try to blame Trump on us. This one's on you, monkeyhands."

http://www.holidogtimes.com...

DougW659's avatar

Sometimes I feel like punching those guys in the face.... does that make me a cuck socker?

Slavakitty's avatar

Most likely he already has been chipped. That's how the vet knew to call him.

herrointment's avatar

Bike ride to buy ice cream in Wisconsin!

Parakeetist's avatar

Who's a good boy? Yes!

Rachel Book Harlot's avatar

That's what they want us to believe, but we are just puppets on a string...

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Rachel Book Harlot's avatar

Awww! I love this story. I'm so glad your baby is safe and back home.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Promises, promises....

lroom's avatar

He is that's how the vet got my phone number.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Made of chicken meat? A cuck kike kook cock cluck cake clock.

WomanInThePersistence's avatar

What a lovely story! I'm so glad you were reunited.