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fuflans's avatar

well if you must have a self-righteous right-winger with imperialist tendencies as your leader, it is far far better to have one that is sexist, frequently in trouble with the law and routinely offends the e.u...

also, better if that leader is a staunch defender of your nation's cheese.

george bush never went to the mat for our cheddar.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Detachable implants would work best for women travelers.

"You want to check my breasts, TSA dude? [click] [click] Here!"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Silvio adds stuff to a statue...Ashcroft covers a tit. What's wrong with this picture?

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chascates's avatar

It's always about sex with that guy.

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>Classical Greek statues had tiny penis's (the Greeks thought a btig cock was a sign of uncouthness and barbarity).</i>

Not because they hurt a lot?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

That would be great, but I'm not so sure that the Italian populace are any more repulsed by desecration of antiquities than Teabaggers are turned off by assault or patronizing prostitutes when the perps are "our kind of people." There is a strain of sociopathy in Italian culture that lives alongside the Catholic piety. Or at least there used to be, until the emigration to the Jersey Shore.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

You gotta get yourself some marble columns.

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