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Conventions are just for the base and the propaganda, they serve no useful purpose, especially when we know who the two nominees will be. They are a waste even without covid. The GOP will hold theirs because they are amoral a-holes but the Dems do not need to hold one and shouldn't.

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Sudden image of a WELCOME REPUBLICANS! letter board sign, lined with vultures.

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Rent boys have to eat, too, poor guys.

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The area around Charlotte is very Republican, from my experience.

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No comment, apart from ta, Evan.

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Maybe go to Wilmington for the duration?

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More interestingly, has anybody seen Rudy lately? Was he not allowed to return from Ukraine until he had all the goods, every single scrap, on Joe Biden? Is Rudy lurking in dark alleys in Kiev right now? One can only hope.

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I live in Charlotte and I am not looking forward to Nuremberg 2.0.

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50,000 for the convention, all the militias and Proud Little boys, 10s of thousands more to service the event at hotels, restaurants, drive buses, sell guns and ammo, etc.

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If obese Impeached Trump is taking hydroxychloroquine then I suspect Pence is waiting for IT to have a heart attack.

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Well people, including dotard himself, are starved for sports content so maybe this could be a thing.

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I doubt he has six inches to give, thus his being a total douchebag.

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They hired a doctor?

What, is Mengele still alive?

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This being Turd Nugget, the NASCAR rally must have taken the form of a hot underage girl.

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did you want to?

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They're really leaning into the whole "let's gamble with the lives of the people who vote for us" thing, aren't they?

I wonder if there will be more calls for the olds to sacrifice themselves for the stock market while they're at it

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