Do you have a "pretend sex addiction"? Or, if you're lucky enough to occasionally be around people who drunkenly agree to have sex with you, do you lack interest in "real sex" because of the hot Internet trend of becoming physically numb/impotent when trying to make sexytime with an actual warm human body because of the inexhaustible supply of tawdry pornography on your iPhone, which you cannot stop looking at for even one minute? In other words, do you want an easy way to break yourself from the cripplingly awful tedium of Internet porn addiction? We have a solution for you, young people of America! No longer will you lose entire days of your "search for employment or a community college that will take you back" to the wickedness of free naked people pictures. Just bookmark the following image and click it whenever you're tempted.
Typographical rimshot for you ma'am
This should be one of those tricky 'intelligence quiz' things where we have to count the actual number of assholes in the picture.
"TEN! Don't forgot how much shit also comes out of those top holes!"
I just got a message from my dick. It says there's going to be six more weeks of winter.
I'm pretty sure that Bolton isn't really smiling. His mustache has a mind of its own and is doing some exercises.
Holy shit! That picture actually made my penis disconnect itself from my body and go running down the street.
Thank you...best laugh I've had all day.
Who knew Ann's penis was so noisy?
Sounds heard coming from the other side of Ann Coulter’s door… Fap, fap, fappity fap, fap…
I will have to casually watch the men's track team work out now to make up for that picture.