This episode already flags the student as a rabble-rouser. The administrator what recommended expulsion is either adequately shamed by the media coverage or has put Adrionna on the permanent shit list.
I say send the pizza to the school, Jeff Spicoli style.
Rebecca's on it!
*guy: white male
Win forever.
Yes, Virginia, you are a fucking idiot.
And don't call me Shirley!
or cutting class ...
This episode already flags the student as a rabble-rouser. The administrator what recommended expulsion is either adequately shamed by the media coverage or has put Adrionna on the permanent shit list.
I say send the pizza to the school, Jeff Spicoli style.
Saving a classmate from irreperable harm? <i>Just say no.</i>
See? A snappy tagline is always so much easier to remember than a common sense solution.
Careful: no pizza slicers allowed.
How about a pardon, Gov. McAuliffe, you big mouth showboat?
Apply directly to the forehead!!
Administrators gave him another blade.
Come on, it&#039;s no less ridiculose than the rest of the story.
The only thing that stops a troubled kid with a razor blade is ... well, nothing. It&#039;s against the rules.
SEE TOLD YOO NOBAMA&#039;S WILL DEATH PANELLING US!! -- Probably in the comments
If only comment moderators had an effective zero-tolerance policy towards weaponized derp.
Rule ONE: Never EVER go to the comments. There&#039;s a reason yr Wonkette doesn&#039;t allow comments, remember?