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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Rebecca's on it!

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Shypixel's avatar

*guy: white male

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Shypixel's avatar

Win forever.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Yes, Virginia, you are a fucking idiot.

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SpideySenser's avatar

And don't call me Shirley!

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SpideySenser's avatar

or cutting class ...

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

This episode already flags the student as a rabble-rouser. The administrator what recommended expulsion is either adequately shamed by the media coverage or has put Adrionna on the permanent shit list.

I say send the pizza to the school, Jeff Spicoli style.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Saving a classmate from irreperable harm? <i>Just say no.</i>

See? A snappy tagline is always so much easier to remember than a common sense solution.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Careful: no pizza slicers allowed.

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schmannity's avatar

How about a pardon, Gov. McAuliffe, you big mouth showboat?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Apply directly to the forehead!!

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PubOption's avatar

Administrators gave him another blade.

Come on, it's no less ridiculose than the rest of the story.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The only thing that stops a troubled kid with a razor blade is ... well, nothing. It's against the rules.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

SEE TOLD YOO NOBAMA'S WILL DEATH PANELLING US!! -- Probably in the comments

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If only comment moderators had an effective zero-tolerance policy towards weaponized derp.

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The Quirk's avatar

Rule ONE: Never EVER go to the comments. There's a reason yr Wonkette doesn't allow comments, remember?

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