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Especially an English Murdoch franchise prying into the private lives of private people? They only do that days ending in 'Y'!

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Just keep watching. There could have been puppies on the flight, in which case it's only a matter time before some intrepid cable news reporter will be showing us their little carbonized corpses.

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Reputation?

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Next time I fly anywhere, I'm going to pack rattlesnakes. Just in case.

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That's what I was thinking of but my memory wasn't as good as yours or my laziness was greater ;)

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Who knew that "Colin Brazier" was English for "Roland Hedley"?

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Well played.

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It's just so hard to believe that Sky News is (mostly) another Rupert Murdoch property. (His son James was CEO, until he had to resign after the phone hacking scandal.) I mean, most Murdoch outlets have such high reporting standards.

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CNN would have a holographic baggage handler for their segment

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Baggage Wars

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Sky News pushed the limits of tastelessness in their Madeleine McCann reporting back in 2007. This is a walk in the park for them.

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