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SKYPENIS!
To end our week, it is time for a story about SKYPENIS!
Aterriblewonderful thing happened in Okanogan County, Washington, recently, and it is SKYPENIS!
KREM in Washington has the background on this miracle bestowed upon us by Navy pilots with nothing better to do:
Officials with the Naval Air Station Whidbey Island said one of their aircraft was involved in the obscene skywritings spotted in Okanogan County.
Photos sent to KREM 2 by multiple sources show skydrawings of what some people are saying is male genitalia. Some sources have even tweeted pictures of what they saw.
A mother who lives in Okanogan who took pictures of the drawings reached out to KREM 2 to complain about the images, saying she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were.
Oh, MOTHER. If your children looked up in the sky and saw a dick in the clouds, then they already knew what a dick looked like. Just agree with them that those are very funny-shaped clouds and MOVE ON WITH YOUR DAY.
Remember how we talked Thursday about that Utah dad who's just dying inside because his kids' future high school has chosen the "phoenix" as its mascot, because its plural "phoenices" sounds too much like "penises," and oh the humanity? Maybe Utah Dad and Washington Mom should go out on a date and cry about penises.
Anyway, SKYPENIS!
In a statement to KREM 2 News navy officials said, "The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable."
Oh, NAVY OFFICIALS. Will you please grow up and let your pilots act like 12-year-olds? There is so little joy in Trump's America, and you want to punish these nice Navy pilot guys for brightening our days with SKYPENIS?
Now that we have finished writing this very mature journalism post about SKYPENIS! you may have an open thread.
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[ KREM ]
SKYPENIS!
Ha. I'm pretty sure it's not pee.
You clearly have no idea what the word means, then. So Buddhists have no morality? Jews have no morality? What about Hindus? Do they have no morality? You're defining the word to be convenient to you, because you don't want to admit you have anything in common with religious people. By the way, I hope you realize how insulting you're being to everyone who is religious - including ME.