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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ah, good thing you included the False Equivalency there in that last sentence, or else I'd cite you for Failure To Properly Lowder.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Dr. Strangelove?

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The Quirk's avatar

I follow the same practice, but I just use the carpet under my computer desk. It's getting downright <i>squishy</i> around here!

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The Quirk's avatar

Good ol' fashioned "dickhead".

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The Quirk's avatar

I'm going BROKE lining my bird's cage w/ computer monitors!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Republicans ran into a parked car and are trying to blame the car.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So...Dudley is into S&M, Nell is into bestiality, and Savoir Faire is everywhere.

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ValiumNation's avatar

I just go there 'cuz it's easy to biggify Doonesbury. Swollen red eyes me.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Trying to protect victims of violence" = "Overplaying their hand"

That this could be an equivalence at all is precisely the problem, and precisely the fault of the GOP's wingtards. ∴ Thesis fail.

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Sean Gothman's avatar

You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

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