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Lookin' for poor, discrimininated-against Mama Grizzly to protest this and blame Dave Letterman in 3. . . 2 . . . 1

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If only her mother could say the same.

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Heck yeah, you can't mock a woman for wanting to take advantage of all the blessings of beauty that the <strike>Good Lord </strike> cosmetic surgeon gave her!

Actually, that felt kinda gross. YOU WIN EDITRIX I TAKE IT BACK

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I'm sorry. I'm sure this is a nice post but I could not get past the fact that THAT LOOKS LIKE REAL FUR. Where is a PETA representative with a can of red paint when you need one?

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Yah, I have to differ with Rebecca on this one.

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You get an upfist simply for using "toe" correctly.

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A slogan we can all get behind.

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I dunno. Gleem. I'm still hearing some chin music.

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Oh, NOW you tell us.

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Wouldn't that be if she banged an Asian dude?

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How will Grifterella Jr. figure an angle to make money of of this?

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If you're wondering why it's not "insurance": "Whether anyone chooses to assist you with your medical bills will be totally voluntary, as neither CCM nor any other member is liable for or may be compelled to make the payment of your medical bill."

I've had insurace companies who take the very same approach.

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The dissonance is there, but there's a second element in "cognitive dissonance."

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A quarter of a million dollars, for being "spokesperson" for a charity that distrubuted $35k. She learned a lot from her mom, didn't she?

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Whatever you say, boss. But, she's still off my Christmas Card list.

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