Pop quiz: What do you do if you're the last vestige of Lehman Brothers, the banking and investment company whose demise was the biggest bankruptcy filing in U.S. history and now you're in the post-bankruptcy process of slowly unraveling the clusterfuck that you caused in the world economy? Do you a) feel really sorry and promise never to be in charge of more than $15 of anyone else's money for the entire rest of your life, or b)
My employer, in its infinite wisdom, got ride of all bonus for workers. Shareholders must be served above all. Hence my commitment to reading more mommy blogs/recipe hubs/pony appreciation sites.
In 2008, I transferred the entire Toomush fortune (two beans) to the local credit union, which makes local loans up here in Chebekibekistanstan, MI....slept good, since....
I've always said that I could completely bankrupt and drive a Fortune 500 company into the ground faster, and for like a tenth the salary, of some of these fatcat CEO's. I would also be willing to completely overleverage my interest rate swaps portfolio and cost the bank billions in losses, for like $500,000, and I won't even demand a bonus. I don't know why they keep paying idiots millions to do a job I would do for a fraction of the cost.
Shit, I could be incentivized for $50 bucks and a bus pass at this point.
I have a slightly different version, but would run up against the Rules for Commenting Radicals.
Depends on your definition of success.
It's CYA incentives.
we have a winner
Sleazy Lehman Bros was always my least favorite game. As a Sega fanboy, I was always partial to Sonic the Hedge-fund.
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/ greases wheels on tumbrels.
Give them tar. And feathers.
My employer, in its infinite wisdom, got ride of all bonus for workers. Shareholders must be served above all. Hence my commitment to reading more mommy blogs/recipe hubs/pony appreciation sites.
*High-fives the free market invisible hand*
I read stuff like this and come perilously close to violating the Commenting Rules For Radicals.
Perhaps ISIS can be hired on a contract basis?
In 2008, I transferred the entire Toomush fortune (two beans) to the local credit union, which makes local loans up here in Chebekibekistanstan, MI....slept good, since....
Do you think they eat the money?
Traditionally they use it to light their cigars.
I've always said that I could completely bankrupt and drive a Fortune 500 company into the ground faster, and for like a tenth the salary, of some of these fatcat CEO's. I would also be willing to completely overleverage my interest rate swaps portfolio and cost the bank billions in losses, for like $500,000, and I won't even demand a bonus. I don't know why they keep paying idiots millions to do a job I would do for a fraction of the cost.