Finally, someone has created website banners for people like us:
Funny because it's true! Some further suggestions:
•We're taking your guns away.
•I voted for one world government so that you don't have to.
•Proud parent of a guy who's married to another guy.
•I'm a citizen of the United Nations.
•Redistributing wealth since 1913.
•My other car is a black helicopter.
•Terrorists are people too.
•Free abortions for everyone.
•Don't mess with taxes.
•Ask me about the homosexual agenda.
•In the event of the Rapture, this car will be doing a 150 down the center lane.
•Honk if you love ass-fucking.
•Soft on crime, soft on the causes of crime.
•These colors run.
Download My Banners! [Zenarchy.com]