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Wookie Monster's avatar

Lindsey should have replied to the FMK question of Carly, Sarah, or Hillary simply by snapping his fingers and saying, "Oh get a clue, girlfriend!"

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$29459633's avatar

"Exterminate the brutes....the Horror....the horror"

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$29459633's avatar

An aquatic mammal in city limits dude.

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YayConspiracy's avatar

National security... Is that what you call it, Lindsay?

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PDX Realness's avatar

I think that Uniform Night at the Powerhouse could be the most fun he's seen in years...

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

She was feeling not-so-fresh.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

"... when it comes to national security. I think I’ve got something to offer.”If he left with a Russian we're fucked.

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Rasilom's avatar

I think I might start a Kick starter campaign to purchase Yooogee amounts of liquor for the GOP to drink before all the upcoming debates. If we get enough into the funding we can then make sizable donations to their campaign for proof of pre-debate drinking. I'm thinking it would encourage slightly more honest answers from all candidates, plus the added entertainment value of them staggering around yelling "I LOVE YOU BRO!" would be priceless.

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aureolamanita's avatar

This wins my internet for the day.

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URQ196's avatar

Umm, he wants you to call him "Linds". K?

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LadyLaz's avatar

Please someone have recorded that. I would replay it every time I have the sads

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

We should just bypass the kickstarter and go right to publicly funded intoxication for presidential candidates, covered under Obamacare.Eh, they're gonna blame the guy anyway, may as well get some chuckles first

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LeftCoastLeftie's avatar

Says the Butch Senator with Santorum on his back.

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LeftCoastLeftie's avatar

Not a virgin Hurricane?

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LeftCoastLeftie's avatar

Except with Dr. Uncle Tom Carson, it would be almost impossible to tell.

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LeftCoastLeftie's avatar

Like this?

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