Life of the sexxx party A funny thing happened on the way to the Republican kids' table early bird pre-show "debate" for second-tier losers: Sen. Lindsey Graham got hammered. According to the bar full of journalists knocking it back with the South Carolina senator and presidential candidate, Graham is not much of a drinker, so while three shots (at least!) of hard liquor is what John Boehner would call a light breakfast, it seems the southern teetotaler is not quite so able to hold his booze. Because things got real racy, real fast.
I think I might start a Kick starter campaign to purchase Yooogee amounts of liquor for the GOP to drink before all the upcoming debates. If we get enough into the funding we can then make sizable donations to their campaign for proof of pre-debate drinking. I'm thinking it would encourage slightly more honest answers from all candidates, plus the added entertainment value of them staggering around yelling "I LOVE YOU BRO!" would be priceless.
We should just bypass the kickstarter and go right to publicly funded intoxication for presidential candidates, covered under Obamacare.Eh, they're gonna blame the guy anyway, may as well get some chuckles first
Lindsey should have replied to the FMK question of Carly, Sarah, or Hillary simply by snapping his fingers and saying, "Oh get a clue, girlfriend!"
"Exterminate the brutes....the Horror....the horror"
An aquatic mammal in city limits dude.
National security... Is that what you call it, Lindsay?
I think that Uniform Night at the Powerhouse could be the most fun he's seen in years...
She was feeling not-so-fresh.
"... when it comes to national security. I think I’ve got something to offer.”If he left with a Russian we're fucked.
I think I might start a Kick starter campaign to purchase Yooogee amounts of liquor for the GOP to drink before all the upcoming debates. If we get enough into the funding we can then make sizable donations to their campaign for proof of pre-debate drinking. I'm thinking it would encourage slightly more honest answers from all candidates, plus the added entertainment value of them staggering around yelling "I LOVE YOU BRO!" would be priceless.
This wins my internet for the day.
Umm, he wants you to call him "Linds". K?
Please someone have recorded that. I would replay it every time I have the sads
We should just bypass the kickstarter and go right to publicly funded intoxication for presidential candidates, covered under Obamacare.Eh, they're gonna blame the guy anyway, may as well get some chuckles first
Says the Butch Senator with Santorum on his back.
Not a virgin Hurricane?
Except with Dr. Uncle Tom Carson, it would be almost impossible to tell.
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