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Finding a place to live, when you've got a judgement against you in housing court, is damn near impossible. Landlords who don't do credit checks are pretty scarce.

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That would have been my next step. I contacted Experian, sent documentation and they took care of it, with the caveat that I'd sue the collection company off the planet if they didn't comply.

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They need the banhammer if they don't do the right thing.

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She deposits nuclear waste.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

No more little Dorrits. I will have only the biggest Dorrits. The bigliest Dorrits. Great Dorrits, believe me. And the Dickensians will pay for it

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The Librarian's avatar

Nothing worse than tooth pain in my view.

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Let them eat Miss Havisham's cake.

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The Librarian's avatar

THIS πŸ“š ^^^^^

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Creepoman's avatar

Actually, a little closer to pork. Don't ask.

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The Librarian's avatar

Nah, it's too much work. Bang him over the head with a Thorndike encyclopedia.

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Maybe it's screenshot from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?

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The Librarian's avatar

We can be quite amusing.

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JackLinks's avatar

Contact H Wayne Norman "attorney of record for Kushners slumlords" at the following!https://www.facebook.com/wa...

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RogationDays's avatar

Exactly what I was thinking

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Jail or bankruptcy. This fucking country. Anyone check to see if the jails are for proffit and if the landlords own stock in them?

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

The 1988 film adaptation is superb. At 6 hours long though, its appeal may be limited to people who think Wagner is a bit rushed.

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