RomneyExposed.com has shockingly RomneyExposed Mitt Romney and how he personally gay married every queer in Boston, because Mitt Romney hates Jesus. So just how "strictly conservative" is Mitt Romney? Eh, depends what part of his menstrual cycle he's in. (Just kidding. Mitt Romney is
"has always portrayed himself as a champion of traditional marriage."
How many wives in a traditional marriage?
You pander to the electorate you have, not the electorate you wish you had.