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Jukesgrrl's avatar

This would definitely call for its own dance party. Someone see if Janet Reno is free on November 12. We should be sobered up by then.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I can never figure out how ANYONE could have voted for Rick Scott.

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Will lead to the same result as all other investigations, and he sure as shit isn't doing it with his OWN money.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Grand theft arson would be more like it.

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Well, now that I've seen your fact based statement on the Internet, it would be irresponsible of me not to spread it.

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I'm outraged by your umbrage. Also, guess we know who the real racist is now.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I used to love the fat free potato chips that had side effects including "anal leakage." I really don't want my anus to leak, so I just stuck with the fat laden chips.

ImGoingBacon's avatar

Dr. Mrs. Monarch, or Mrs. Dr. Monarch? Discuss!

rick's avatar

Hopefully, the ferret-faced arsonist will go down in flames. He wasted so much tax payer money on his politically motivated "investigations" of various government officials.

revenant's avatar

"now with Olestra".and people wonder why Capitalism gets a bad name.and Marketing

Steven's avatar

or Giuliani. brrrrrrr

weemles's avatar

Thank you for the link to the Appleton donation page. I just sent $.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Thank you! I was trying to remember what the secret ingredient was that caused the anal leakage.