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This would definitely call for its own dance party. Someone see if Janet Reno is free on November 12. We should be sobered up by then.

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I can never figure out how ANYONE could have voted for Rick Scott.

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Will lead to the same result as all other investigations, and he sure as shit isn't doing it with his OWN money.

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Grand theft arson would be more like it.

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Primate change libelz!

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Well, now that I've seen your fact based statement on the Internet, it would be irresponsible of me not to spread it.

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I'm outraged by your umbrage. Also, guess we know who the real racist is now.

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I used to love the fat free potato chips that had side effects including "anal leakage." I really don't want my anus to leak, so I just stuck with the fat laden chips.

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Dr. Mrs. Monarch, or Mrs. Dr. Monarch? Discuss!

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Hopefully, the ferret-faced arsonist will go down in flames. He wasted so much tax payer money on his politically motivated "investigations" of various government officials.

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"now with Olestra".and people wonder why Capitalism gets a bad name.and Marketing

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or Giuliani. brrrrrrr

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Thank you for the link to the Appleton donation page. I just sent $.

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Call Hitler?

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Ba dum tish!

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Thank you! I was trying to remember what the secret ingredient was that caused the anal leakage.

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