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Shypixel's avatar

I am rather proud of it, simple as it is...

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Lot_49's avatar

You mean I'm supposed to read the post thoroughly before commenting? Oh, man....

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bobbert's avatar

ETAOIN SHRDLU

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bobbert's avatar

She

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chascates's avatar

Oops!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Halcyon? Is that like Ambien? 4 mg. dose?

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Shypixel's avatar

Wait... You're <em>gay</em>?

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Shypixel's avatar

Fun Snipy Fact: I made her Twitter Avi.

What? You don't follow her on Twitter? SOLAME!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Somebody give her de Blasio's number.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm just thankful that the "Read more" linkie didn't shanghai me over to that Technicolor nightmare Blue Meanies on bathsalts website...

(I keed, I know the difference between the two links and voluntarily follow it to happynicetimespastures.com retirement home and timeshare fairly often). Heck, I even head there directly sometimes when Dok is sleeping off another pony binge and Trix is nursing a hangover and there's no new stories here. And one of these days I'll even remember that links in comments over there get you sent to comment purgatory for the day.

But you really should check in with Jason about that whole sideboob thingy- theFNG seems to be making progress, but no one does sideboob like Huffpoo (even if they do obsess far too much about Miley, Kim K and LiLo)

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PsycWench's avatar

Is mixing a drink an option?

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chascates's avatar

But what about Jack Steuf, Riley Waggaman, Sara K. Smith, phuestis, &c?

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PsycWench's avatar

Are you sure these are three separate people?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>SNIPY’S HALCYON DAYS AT YR WONKETTE WERE FAR TOO FEW</i>

Well, according to Greek mythology, the Halcyon season only lasts for 7 days, so you were doomed from the beginning.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I used to like it before it was cool. <i>Those</i> were the days.

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PubOption's avatar

Also Arielle Fleisher, Juli Wiener...

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