Once upon a time, I had a dream. It wasn't like a Martin Luther King Jr. type get to the mountaintop dream. It was just one of your run-of-the-mill approaching middle age staring into the existential maw and wishing something would pull you back from the precipice things. And lo, there was Wonkette. My beacon, my thousand points of light, my star that led people to Baby Jesus which probably has a special star name but I am too lazy to look.
I'm just thankful that the "Read more" linkie didn't shanghai me over to that Technicolor nightmare Blue Meanies on bathsalts website...
(I keed, I know the difference between the two links and voluntarily follow it to happynicetimespastures.com retirement home and timeshare fairly often). Heck, I even head there directly sometimes when Dok is sleeping off another pony binge and Trix is nursing a hangover and there's no new stories here. And one of these days I'll even remember that links in comments over there get you sent to comment purgatory for the day.
But you really should check in with Jason about that whole sideboob thingy- theFNG seems to be making progress, but no one does sideboob like Huffpoo (even if they do obsess far too much about Miley, Kim K and LiLo)
I am rather proud of it, simple as it is...
You mean I'm supposed to read the post thoroughly before commenting? Oh, man....
ETAOIN SHRDLU
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Halcyon? Is that like Ambien? 4 mg. dose?
Wait... You&#039;re <em>gay</em>?
Fun Snipy Fact: I made her Twitter Avi.
What? You don&#039;t follow her on Twitter? SOLAME!
Somebody give her de Blasio&#039;s number.
I&#039;m just thankful that the &quot;Read more&quot; linkie didn&#039;t shanghai me over to that Technicolor nightmare Blue Meanies on bathsalts website...
(I keed, I know the difference between the two links and voluntarily follow it to happynicetimespastures.com retirement home and timeshare fairly often). Heck, I even head there directly sometimes when Dok is sleeping off another pony binge and Trix is nursing a hangover and there&#039;s no new stories here. And one of these days I&#039;ll even remember that links in comments over there get you sent to comment purgatory for the day.
But you really should check in with Jason about that whole sideboob thingy- theFNG seems to be making progress, but no one does sideboob like Huffpoo (even if they do obsess far too much about Miley, Kim K and LiLo)
Is mixing a drink an option?
But what about Jack Steuf, Riley Waggaman, Sara K. Smith, phuestis, &amp;c?
Are you sure these are three separate people?
<i>SNIPY&rsquo;S HALCYON DAYS AT YR WONKETTE WERE FAR TOO FEW</i>
Well, according to Greek mythology, the Halcyon season only lasts for 7 days, so you were doomed from the beginning.
I used to like it before it was cool. <i>Those</i> were the days.
Also Arielle Fleisher, Juli Wiener...