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Omnipotent omnipresent omniscient Miley Cyrus showed up on "Saturday Night Live" on, well, Saturday as both musical guest and special guest star. Ladies and gentlemen, please start your engines to discuss any of the following:
1) SNL sucks now and no one should ever watch it.
2) Justin Timberlake is the only person that should do the music guest/special guest thing.
3) I hate Miley Cyrus just 'cause.
Haha please do not talk about those things because the whole internet is already talking about them for you. Talk, instead, about how disturbed you are by the thought of a gay John Boehner and a sexy Michele Bachmann.
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SNL Gave Us Gay John Boehner And Sexy Michele Bachmann And We Don't Feel Good
As long as she didn't stick her dick in a box, I'm fine with it.
For me, the high point was Buck Henry, a vat of cottage cheese, and a whip. Unless it was Jesse Jackson the Saturday before the 1984 election.