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Generic Bob's avatar

Make him sell it??? Hell, they can seize it! And I would love to see that happen.

rielly ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ's avatar

I think you misspelled "proud bois" there. 😁

retson's avatar

If Texas turns blue on the teevee Election Night, game over.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Maybe they could work out a deal where he gets reduced charges if he wears a wire when talking with Putin.

Keith Taylor's avatar

Wait!Not all the losses were actually legit, perhaps?Donald Trump may not be the perfect pillar of financial integrity I thought he was?I did pass out from shock. Do not do that to me, Ms. Dye. It's not fair at my age.

SterWonk's avatar

OBJECTION! Assumes brains not in evidence!

LesBontemps's avatar

So what you're saying is that Trump's business model was basically The Producers set in a real estate office?

SterWonk's avatar

AIEEE! 😱 Good luck! 🤞

If I may ask, what symptoms have you been having?

(My best friend's mom has had a few small strokes over the past few years, and started having TIAs earlier this year, but they don't know why...)

яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

I'm hysterical! I'm hysterical! (Zero throws water on face) I'm... wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet! (Zero slaps face) I'm in pain! I'm in pain and I'm wet! And I'm still hysterical!