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Make him sell it??? Hell, they can seize it! And I would love to see that happen.

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I think you misspelled "proud bois" there. 😁

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If Texas turns blue on the teevee Election Night, game over.

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Well well well

https://twitter.com/Jennife...

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Ho Pics tests + for COVID!

https://www.foxnews.com/pol...

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Maybe they could work out a deal where he gets reduced charges if he wears a wire when talking with Putin.

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Wait!Not all the losses were actually legit, perhaps?Donald Trump may not be the perfect pillar of financial integrity I thought he was?I did pass out from shock. Do not do that to me, Ms. Dye. It's not fair at my age.

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Wrong thread.

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OBJECTION! Assumes brains not in evidence!

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So what you're saying is that Trump's business model was basically The Producers set in a real estate office?

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AIEEE! 😱 Good luck! 🤞

If I may ask, what symptoms have you been having?

(My best friend's mom has had a few small strokes over the past few years, and started having TIAs earlier this year, but they don't know why...)

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Ta, Liz.

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Sustained!

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I'm hysterical! I'm hysterical! (Zero throws water on face) I'm... wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet! (Zero slaps face) I'm in pain! I'm in pain and I'm wet! And I'm still hysterical!

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