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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Stock up on the 4th. Those will become collectors items.

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Rachel Book Harlot's avatar

A friend of mine just informed me today that she's going to the Women's March. I'm so proud of her. I wish I could go, but I i'm broke.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Bob Dole's vacationing in Formosa.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Who in the books was a lesbian that Bond raped. Movie bond is heavily sanitized.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Protesting President Id. There is a movie in there.

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therblig's avatar

"The president is a fink!"

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therblig's avatar

can they be trained to vocalize a clandestine utterance?

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therblig's avatar

i'm having flashbacks to my 4th grade lisp

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Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

I feel so old, I actually remember this song!

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Little Lulu's avatar

So, I haven't read ANY of the comments on this post, just the post. I want to know how I find out where people are marching in Tennessee, so I can go there and get really, really loud. Any suggestions?

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

I will proudly make this my first March. I will do it with my wife, a former Republican who now makes me look tame, and my so brave daughter who is afraid of no one. I will be marching in Austin TX.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Look up local offices of Planned Parenthood, NOW, ACLU, and so on, online and see what they recommend?

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theCryptofishist's avatar

That's the Bill of White Privilege.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

And he pretty much did it, too.

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Pretty much what I thought.

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