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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Stock up on the 4th. Those will become collectors items.

Rachel Book Harlot's avatar

A friend of mine just informed me today that she's going to the Women's March. I'm so proud of her. I wish I could go, but I i'm broke.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

Bob Dole's vacationing in Formosa.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Who in the books was a lesbian that Bond raped. Movie bond is heavily sanitized.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Protesting President Id. There is a movie in there.

therblig's avatar

"The president is a fink!"

therblig's avatar

can they be trained to vocalize a clandestine utterance?

therblig's avatar

i'm having flashbacks to my 4th grade lisp

Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

I feel so old, I actually remember this song!

Little Lulu's avatar

So, I haven't read ANY of the comments on this post, just the post. I want to know how I find out where people are marching in Tennessee, so I can go there and get really, really loud. Any suggestions?

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

I will proudly make this my first March. I will do it with my wife, a former Republican who now makes me look tame, and my so brave daughter who is afraid of no one. I will be marching in Austin TX.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Look up local offices of Planned Parenthood, NOW, ACLU, and so on, online and see what they recommend?

theCryptofishist's avatar

That's the Bill of White Privilege.

theCryptofishist's avatar

And he pretty much did it, too.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Pretty much what I thought.