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WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot52's avatar

Hannity could have had all the cool tough-guy headgear and assault rifles he wanted if he had bothered to join the military. Too bad he has to settle for fakey-do wannabee posing now.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

For your morning amusement.https://m.youtube.com/watch...Guns don't kill people, John Lajoie kills people, with guns.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Appparently it's OK if you have no common sense either.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Does NPR still count as a corporation? Didn't they kill Juan Williams freedom of speech by making him feel bad about being mean to Muslims, which forced him to go work for Fox?

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

You had a lot of siblings, then?

JCfromNC's avatar

No, no -- it's rainbow ice cream.

leemoder's avatar

That guy's wardrobe choices kills people...with radiation poisoning.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I'm sure they appeal to YOU.

Actual human beings with brains are pickier about who they enjoy.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

You misunderstand. He is a source of shame and embarrassment for any Irish person. My ancestors hailed from County Mayo.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Hold my beer and watch THIS.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"...for educational purposes only..."

When is the last time you heard anybody write that and be serious?

His "explanation" was obvious written by an attorney. As sincere as the pro athlete's "apology" after getting caught with a hooker in the backseat at 4 am.

TundraGrifter's avatar

When we were in high school the gym teacher decided we should try archery. It lasted one day. He turned his back on us for a moment and Pete fired an arrow straight up into the air. Teacher turned back around to see all the kids scattering. Arrow landed pretty close to him.

formerChild's avatar

You'd have to pull that tiny thing around in your little red wagon. If you tried to holster it, you'd likely lose a leg...

Ryan Denniston's avatar

Wait a minute. How can Hannity be a Good Guy with an unloaded gun? Hannity is fake news!