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Skadi's avatar

Well, that could be fun...

...for about ten seconds...

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

I am mentally picturing the "Stand By Me" pie eating contest scene, and smiling at the thought of that happening on the convention floor. If that makes me a bad person, so be it.

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Even I, a shambling, undead, brain-eating monster find that disgusting...

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

But...that's UNPOSSIBLE!!!11!!

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I know... my withers remain unwrung for him.

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Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

BREAKING NEWS

The Shits Hits the Trump Fans at Cleveland GOP Convention

https://www.statnews.com/20...

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The Wanderer's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Treg's avatar

I'm thinking it's fake, but Norovirus is messy!

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Permit's avatar

Here is the difference between the RNC rules fight and the Nevada Democratic Convention:

RNC requires a roll call vote when majority of 7 delegations turns in the petition. Womack just blatantly ignored the rule. Even if he had gone with the roll call it's a simple majority to change the rule

In the case of Nevada the rules call for a voice vote which, in the opinion of the chair, is 2/3 in favor of suspending the rules (the actual motion in Nevada). Nevada was pretty evenly split, thus not a 2/3 vote.

https://nvdems.3cdn.net/ea5...Section ARule VI-dRule VII-e respectively.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Confounded by an evil furrin door.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Might have to get him a shiny new robot body...

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Frank Underboob's avatar

Gotta say that this whole "voice vote" thing is a lot simpler than the old fashioned "how many bubbles in this bar of soap" disenfranchisement trick. It sure must suck to be on the wrong side of that one, eh GOP?

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YoBunnyBunny's avatar

Couldn't have happened to a nicer crew...

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Frank Underboob's avatar

Nobody ever threw a fucking chair.

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Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

Nevada senator Mike Lee

Mike Lee is a Utah senator.

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SessileRaptor's avatar

There's just something recurring in the human psyche where some people really want to hurt others but need the approval of a leader to do so.

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