So What's Really Bothering Justice Stevens? Wonkette Contest Results, Part 1

Last week, we announced a Wonkette reader contest , based on the rumor that Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens was recently overheard exclaiming, "I can't put up with this shit anymore!" After some of you objected to our speculative theory that his comment might have been retirement-related, we asked you to submit proposed responses to this question:

If Justice Stevens uttered the words