Look at poor, downtrodden you, just browsing Reddit to get through the day in your cubicle at some "private" company, where you aren't offered the competitive salary, benefits, and rights to complain as those posh government workers in equivalent positions. Pissed, aren't you? It isn't fair - government workers have it almost as easy as Welfare Queen Michelle Obama. OR DO THEY?!?!?!?!?!?!
Barney used to complain that he really wanted to move on to be a Senator, but Kennedy and Kerry pretty much had a permanent hold on those seats. Maybe this will be the inspiration he finally needs to do something about it.
I hate to confess but I have worked in some fire stations where the odor, duration, and frequency spectrum of farts was discussed and celebrated. We also were applauded over the description of our poop. God I love my people.
You shall not pass!!
Barney used to complain that he really wanted to move on to be a Senator, but Kennedy and Kerry pretty much had a permanent hold on those seats. Maybe this will be the inspiration he finally needs to do something about it.
Whistling Buttholes- that was the name of my punk band in college
Bush the Elder stuck in ICU, hospital staff milking family for all they can get (Jesus, I so wish that was really happening!) <a href="http://politicalticker.blog..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/12/26/b...">http://politicalticker.blog...
And Barnie Frank to fill out John Kerry&#039;s seat!!
Fall into the Gap, so to speak...
If the guy was a politician, he could be protected under the first amendment!
Would the stoolie need more solid evidence?
Best historical reference in a long time.
Transfer him to the CIA at Bagram. His interviews would be much more subtle than waterboarding.
Interestingly, while perusing Gawker, I found this... <a href="http://gawker.com/5922363/t..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://gawker.com/5922363/the-flatulence-deodoriz...">http://gawker.com/5922363/t...
I don&#039;t usually laugh helplessly whilst perusing the comments, but Oh. My. God. I&#039;ve been howling. Thanks, Wonketeers!
Unless you work at the Greyhound track... Or the school for the blind
Slow news day.
Don&#039;t come drinking with me when I&#039;ve eaten asparagus.
I hate to confess but I have worked in some fire stations where the odor, duration, and frequency spectrum of farts was discussed and celebrated. We also were applauded over the description of our poop. God I love my people.
I am sure I should be appalled or something, but I can&rsquo;t stop laughing because, yes, I&rsquo;m 11 years old.