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You shall not pass!!

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Barney used to complain that he really wanted to move on to be a Senator, but Kennedy and Kerry pretty much had a permanent hold on those seats. Maybe this will be the inspiration he finally needs to do something about it.

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Whistling Buttholes- that was the name of my punk band in college

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Bush the Elder stuck in ICU, hospital staff milking family for all they can get (Jesus, I so wish that was really happening!) <a href="http://politicalticker.blog..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/12/26/b...">http://politicalticker.blog...

And Barnie Frank to fill out John Kerry's seat!!

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Fall into the Gap, so to speak...

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If the guy was a politician, he could be protected under the first amendment!

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Would the stoolie need more solid evidence?

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Best historical reference in a long time.

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Transfer him to the CIA at Bagram. His interviews would be much more subtle than waterboarding.

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Interestingly, while perusing Gawker, I found this... <a href="http://gawker.com/5922363/t..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://gawker.com/5922363/the-flatulence-deodoriz...">http://gawker.com/5922363/t...

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I don't usually laugh helplessly whilst perusing the comments, but Oh. My. God. I've been howling. Thanks, Wonketeers!

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Unless you work at the Greyhound track... Or the school for the blind

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Slow news day.

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Don't come drinking with me when I've eaten asparagus.

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I hate to confess but I have worked in some fire stations where the odor, duration, and frequency spectrum of farts was discussed and celebrated. We also were applauded over the description of our poop. God I love my people.

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I am sure I should be appalled or something, but I can’t stop laughing because, yes, I’m 11 years old.

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