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Joshua Norton's avatar

Barney used to complain that he really wanted to move on to be a Senator, but Kennedy and Kerry pretty much had a permanent hold on those seats. Maybe this will be the inspiration he finally needs to do something about it.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Whistling Buttholes- that was the name of my punk band in college

chascates's avatar

Bush the Elder stuck in ICU, hospital staff milking family for all they can get (Jesus, I so wish that was really happening!) <a href="http://politicalticker.blog..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/12/26/b...">http://politicalticker.blog...

And Barnie Frank to fill out John Kerry's seat!!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Fall into the Gap, so to speak...

PubOption's avatar

If the guy was a politician, he could be protected under the first amendment!

PubOption's avatar

Would the stoolie need more solid evidence?

PubOption's avatar

Best historical reference in a long time.

PubOption's avatar

Transfer him to the CIA at Bagram. His interviews would be much more subtle than waterboarding.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Interestingly, while perusing Gawker, I found this... <a href="http://gawker.com/5922363/t..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://gawker.com/5922363/the-flatulence-deodoriz...">http://gawker.com/5922363/t...

Vienna Woods's avatar

I don't usually laugh helplessly whilst perusing the comments, but Oh. My. God. I've been howling. Thanks, Wonketeers!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Unless you work at the Greyhound track... Or the school for the blind

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Don't come drinking with me when I've eaten asparagus.

Fartknocker's avatar

I hate to confess but I have worked in some fire stations where the odor, duration, and frequency spectrum of farts was discussed and celebrated. We also were applauded over the description of our poop. God I love my people.

Joshua Norton's avatar

I am sure I should be appalled or something, but I can’t stop laughing because, yes, I’m 11 years old.