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Sodomy With a Nine Iron
* "How do you say no to someone without feeling a touch guilty?" [ Bloomingdale (for now) ]
* The storm didn't seem that bad, but apparently it wreaked havoc. [ ABC 7 News ]
* The truce is over? Shit. [ In Shaw (now with more gentrification) ]
* Could someone get The DCeiver a "fucktardese" translator? [ The DCeiver ]
* "Basically, if you buy your car out of state and then register your car in DC, there is something they call 'Title Excise Tax.' I call this 'sodomy with a nine-iron.'" [ Drift Reality ]