I was just kidding, but we have a disproportionate number of RWNJ books. Also books with women wearing prairie bonnets on the cover, which I suspect is what passes for Amish porn.
You are absolved of your sin. For penance, you must watch the first five seasons of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." The quality drops off after that. And you can skip the one with the owl, and also the one where Spike the Dragon lives out a Gomer Pyle/Andy Griffith Show plot.
True, but then they would know who was responsible. (and fine them accordingly.) Plus, in their planned purge of liberals from everywhere, those left-wing book library checkout records can be pretty damning, even in service of "the cause."
Yeah, somehow inside a library I feel like I'm in a place where it is an understood point of honor that you Don't Mess With The Books. Sort of like how lions will not attack prey species at the water hole.
Inchoate.
I like to keep my mind-hands busy in the evening; keeps me out of trouble.
Busted. You are right. I tried to wiggle out of it but I just can't.
I promise to never do this again.
If the Wonkette crowd frowns and shakes their finger at me I have to hang my head and ask forgiveness.
Busted. You are right. I tried to wiggle out of it but I just can't.
When the Wonkette crowd frowns and shakes their finger at me I have to hang my head and ask forgiveness.
I promise to never do this again.
I have since had the a Wonkette Altar Call.
My book hiding days are done.
I apologize to your wife and promise to never do it again.
I was just kidding, but we have a disproportionate number of RWNJ books. Also books with women wearing prairie bonnets on the cover, which I suspect is what passes for Amish porn.
You are absolved of your sin. For penance, you must watch the first five seasons of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." The quality drops off after that. And you can skip the one with the owl, and also the one where Spike the Dragon lives out a Gomer Pyle/Andy Griffith Show plot.
Go, and sin no more.
Thankyou, thank you, thank you.
Ever notice how the Brown Shirt types all seem to have something against books?
How about we all chip in, and buy the library a subscription to Wonkette for their computers...?
RWNJs can't overcome anything with logic, because they only do illogic. (see: "snowball in Congress"/global warming QED)
True, but then they would know who was responsible. (and fine them accordingly.) Plus, in their planned purge of liberals from everywhere, those left-wing book library checkout records can be pretty damning, even in service of "the cause."
I could cite you countless examples of the left doing that type of nonsense.
Yeah, somehow inside a library I feel like I'm in a place where it is an understood point of honor that you Don't Mess With The Books. Sort of like how lions will not attack prey species at the water hole.
Excellent point! Also, just a side note, but perhaps it also suggests that they don't trust free markets as much as they say they do either, eh? :D