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Inchoate.

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I like to keep my mind-hands busy in the evening; keeps me out of trouble.

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Busted. You are right. I tried to wiggle out of it but I just can't.

I promise to never do this again.

If the Wonkette crowd frowns and shakes their finger at me I have to hang my head and ask forgiveness.

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Busted. You are right. I tried to wiggle out of it but I just can't.

When the Wonkette crowd frowns and shakes their finger at me I have to hang my head and ask forgiveness.

I promise to never do this again.

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I have since had the a Wonkette Altar Call.

My book hiding days are done.

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I apologize to your wife and promise to never do it again.

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I was just kidding, but we have a disproportionate number of RWNJ books. Also books with women wearing prairie bonnets on the cover, which I suspect is what passes for Amish porn.

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You are absolved of your sin. For penance, you must watch the first five seasons of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." The quality drops off after that. And you can skip the one with the owl, and also the one where Spike the Dragon lives out a Gomer Pyle/Andy Griffith Show plot.

Go, and sin no more.

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Thankyou, thank you, thank you.

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Ever notice how the Brown Shirt types all seem to have something against books?

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How about we all chip in, and buy the library a subscription to Wonkette for their computers...?

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RWNJs can't overcome anything with logic, because they only do illogic. (see: "snowball in Congress"/global warming QED)

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True, but then they would know who was responsible. (and fine them accordingly.) Plus, in their planned purge of liberals from everywhere, those left-wing book library checkout records can be pretty damning, even in service of "the cause."

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I could cite you countless examples of the left doing that type of nonsense.

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Yeah, somehow inside a library I feel like I'm in a place where it is an understood point of honor that you Don't Mess With The Books. Sort of like how lions will not attack prey species at the water hole.

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Excellent point! Also, just a side note, but perhaps it also suggests that they don't trust free markets as much as they say they do either, eh? :D

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