We come not to bury Bristol Palin, recently affianced betrothed of some guy, but to be really happy for her. Seriously! Not even kidding! Sure, she's dumb and mean, and her Medal of Honor-winning soldier-person guy is also kind of dumb and mean (judging by this,
You are being used by the Palin family as a prop because of your MOH. You would be well advised to run in the opposite direction. Do not stop running until you are safely a continent away from the Snowbillies From Hell.
Those are for the reception.
An open note to the MOH recipient:
You are being used by the Palin family as a prop because of your MOH. You would be well advised to run in the opposite direction. Do not stop running until you are safely a continent away from the Snowbillies From Hell.
I'd be more worried about the MOH recipient, not Brisket.
hahahahaha
What does this guy do for a living? Or is he going to get in on the sweet Palin long con?
Or mac and cheese with little metal particles in it...
Or contaminated Velveeta homemade mac and cheese...
Offspring? Won't that violate her parole?
This.
a classic!!!
Bristol… Meyer… so it's gotta be "Squibb." Or Glort, Trunk, Blart, etc.
He'll probably get himself a purple heart for said involvement.
Excellent. Just excellent :)
I'd presume the Wasilla 7-11??
Name will be "Trapped", that's how Dakota will soon feel.
Ah, I think I recognize that piece - Adriaen Brouwer, Interior of a Drunken Brawl, c. 2014, yes?
Odds are 5:1 on.
Taco Bell Crunch Wraps on special occasions.