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ThatDale's avatar

Those are for the reception.

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(((PirateCafe))) Ukraine FTW's avatar

An open note to the MOH recipient:

You are being used by the Palin family as a prop because of your MOH. You would be well advised to run in the opposite direction. Do not stop running until you are safely a continent away from the Snowbillies From Hell.

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(((PirateCafe))) Ukraine FTW's avatar

I'd be more worried about the MOH recipient, not Brisket.

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diogenez's avatar

hahahahaha

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Arcturus's avatar

What does this guy do for a living? Or is he going to get in on the sweet Palin long con?

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KarenJ's avatar

Or mac and cheese with little metal particles in it...

Or contaminated Velveeta homemade mac and cheese...

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Joseph's avatar

Offspring? Won't that violate her parole?

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wilson201's avatar

This.

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fredoandme's avatar

a classic!!!

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D.M.Carpd's avatar

Bristol… Meyer… so it's gotta be "Squibb." Or Glort, Trunk, Blart, etc.

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D.M.Carpd's avatar

He'll probably get himself a purple heart for said involvement.

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D.M.Carpd's avatar

Excellent. Just excellent :)

I'd presume the Wasilla 7-11??

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Slinger's avatar

Name will be "Trapped", that's how Dakota will soon feel.

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D.M.Carpd's avatar

Ah, I think I recognize that piece - Adriaen Brouwer, Interior of a Drunken Brawl, c. 2014, yes?

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D.M.Carpd's avatar

Odds are 5:1 on.

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nanuq1's avatar

Taco Bell Crunch Wraps on special occasions.

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