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ThatDale's avatar

Those are for the reception.

(((PirateCafe))) Ukraine FTW's avatar

An open note to the MOH recipient:

You are being used by the Palin family as a prop because of your MOH. You would be well advised to run in the opposite direction. Do not stop running until you are safely a continent away from the Snowbillies From Hell.

(((PirateCafe))) Ukraine FTW's avatar

I'd be more worried about the MOH recipient, not Brisket.

Arcturus's avatar

What does this guy do for a living? Or is he going to get in on the sweet Palin long con?

KarenJ's avatar

Or mac and cheese with little metal particles in it...

Or contaminated Velveeta homemade mac and cheese...

Joseph's avatar

Offspring? Won't that violate her parole?

D.M.Carpd's avatar

Bristol… Meyer… so it's gotta be "Squibb." Or Glort, Trunk, Blart, etc.

D.M.Carpd's avatar

He'll probably get himself a purple heart for said involvement.

D.M.Carpd's avatar

Excellent. Just excellent :)

I'd presume the Wasilla 7-11??

Slinger's avatar

Name will be "Trapped", that's how Dakota will soon feel.

D.M.Carpd's avatar

Ah, I think I recognize that piece - Adriaen Brouwer, Interior of a Drunken Brawl, c. 2014, yes?

nanuq1's avatar

Taco Bell Crunch Wraps on special occasions.