Hey, naked Adam! Hey, naked Eve! Whatcha doin'? Bein' white? That makes sense. Everyone knows we started white, in Mesopotamia, and then, we don't know, the Curse of Ham something something? We're a bit behind on our Christian Identity newsletters. Anyway, here is Jesus. He is stone cold pimping out Eve, like, she has really hot breasts man, you wanna suck on them? Also, there is a tiger. Why? Because the new Greatest Artist in the Universe (go to hell Jon McNaughton),
So Businessman #2 looks Indian. Whyfor is Businessman #1 shaking hands with Jesus and not with the heathen he just signed a million dollar contract with?
Wait...if this was before clothes were invented, shouldnt Jesus be naked too?
Aren't there any ugly people in the Bible?
So Businessman #2 looks Indian. Whyfor is Businessman #1 shaking hands with Jesus and not with the heathen he just signed a million dollar contract with?
Lot's Wife.
I know what this will be without clicking on it. NatLamp again.
I think somebody else already said this, but who the fuck does that foot belong to?
Hmmmmm, having a tough time deciding which one of these works of "art" to turn into my new avatar....
Is that Scott Brown???
Did you say "promo" or "porno"?
Jinx! You owe me a Coke.
That hippie just totally just ruined Don and Megan Draper's Hawaii vacation.
Considering canine tongues are like sandpaper, it's also a chafing move.
I like the one of the two white guys scamming the Filipino businessman.
How does Jesus keep his hair so feathered and shiny?
I didn't know he was from the 70s...
Note the placement of the tiger's head and body. It's obviously a metaphor for the power of the phallus.
I found the Jesus in 8 out of 10 pictures. Do I win anything?