Some Gal's Boyfriend Dumped Her, Because Of Politics

Here is a sad tune by D.C. resident Rachel Keller called "I Got Dumped For Obama," and it's steaming up the YouTubes at thisvery minute. She tells Politico 's Anne Schroeder Mullins that it is based on real life: she was dating A Boy who spent all of his time volunteering for the Obama campaign, when she just wanted to kiss and watch movies and so forth. You know, "dates." So they broke up and now he just jerks off to his neo-commie "Change" paintings all day, the end. [ Shenanigans ]