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To be fair, a lot of people thought "2112" was a classic album.

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I just got a great idea for a sequel to "Anchorman" that involves Ron Burgundy running for office in the early 1980s.

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The only worthwhile network news anchors are from Canada and aren't eligible to run.

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He may be the only candidate who has made an appearance on Sesame Street. He's Big Bird-approved.

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Is America ready for a president with facial asymmetry?

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True fact: the little girl (Monique Corzilius) had to be taught to count wrong for the commercial: <a href="http://conelrad.blogspot.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://conelrad.blogspot.com/2010/09/meet-real-da...">http://conelrad.blogspot.co...

Bonus true fact: she's also a ginger.

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Peter Tosh I hope.

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Imagine an age where the public schools were so good a child wasn't predisposed to count wrong!

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