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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You can, but apparently you'll need a ghostwriter to do it.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

In her case, "Put on your listening arse".

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Unless she means Superman, as he flies over and over Alaska, reversing the Earth's orbit and turning time back to before we had ever heard of the Palins.

It is possible. He supposedly cares about "Truth, Justice, And the American Way," after all.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Careful ... this administration is NOT keen on leaks.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Which Ivy League university did you attend, Sarah?"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In Bagistan, "batshit crazy traitors" = "commonsense patriots"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If you really want to tank the state's economy, you'll also want to put an embargo on pseudoephedrine.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Creates jobs for the winery workers at Chateau Marg...ohh, never mind.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

History will not regard her.

Fixed.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Sarah, stick a wine cooler in it."

That's the first step, I think.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think this is what they call a "Nasty Koch Hobbit".

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm sure Mitt appreciates the opportunity to be seen as the rational choice.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

She passed the "rein in / rain in" test. Smells like ghost writer to me too.

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MissusBarry's avatar

And I hope all the teatards whose parents collect social security are fixin' up the guest room for ma and pa to move into the double-wide with them. Family values, support your own olds!

Also, thanks Mom and Dad, for being diligent savers and cautious investors, so that I won't be forced to throw myself off the balcony on which I now sit. xxoo

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Everyone I talk to still believes in contested primaries."

Yes, Sarah...and lemme tell ya, the democrats in those campaigns LOVE contested primaries for the crazies. Roll on, roll on.

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