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Mommadillo's avatar

Way to blow most of the credit you got for fleeing in the first place, Dems. Only one of you had the balls to stand up for themselves, and you might know it would be not only a woman, but a POC.

What you SHOULD have done was call the Republicans’ bluff, refused to sign anything, and dared them to do something about it. Instead you followed your natural instincts: to give in, to compromise, to cave.

QUIT DOING THAT. Coming back and attempting to fight after giving in just makes you look even weaker and more pathetic. And we’re not in the mood to give out any sympathy votes. You’re gonna have to earn them.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

yep - drag the epstein files into it and whatever else they are trying to hide - love it

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Hank Napkin's avatar

The GOP addiction to Gerrymander is obvious: Trading Ann Richards for The Three Stooges -- Bush (Moe) / Perry (Larry) / Abbott (Shemp not Curly) and a quarter century of slapping and sticking it to the people.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Are even Texas republicans so tone deaf that they can’t see how the optics are this are so bad?

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

they're in a 'might is right' spiral, high on their own supply

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archy's avatar

'Run for your lives, it's Cottontail Smith and he's gone plumb loco!'

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

I was quite annoyed that they didn't all stay with her, but now I'm thinking this was planned to keep the story going into additional news cycles.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

i think so too

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Having a Department of Public Safety officer follow them around at all times, and arresting them if they left town, and presumably then throwing them in jail, must cost a lot of $$. It would be much cheaper to put them all on House Arrest and make them pay the monthly GPS monitoring fee, which is what Missouri did to me. I'm surprised they didn't try this. I suspect they thought that nobody would say anything about the "permission slips" whereas the House Arrest option would attract more attention. They thought wrong.

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

Why the fuck are you not in the streets?

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Is there a way to kick Texas out of the union? After we move all of our military assets out of the state they can show us their big boy tough guy pants as they defend themselves against Mexico. Alamo 2 Boogaloo.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

The Joint Resolution for annexing Texas to the United States, signed by President Polk on December 29, 1845, formally admitted Texas as the 28th state of the Union. This resolution followed earlier approval by the U.S. Congress and the Republic of Texas.

In a proper dictatorship the dictator could simply rescind this Joint Resolution and PRESTO! Texas would be an independent republic again. Then Mexico could claim it as having been illegally stolen from them, and claim it.

But we don't want to live under a dictatorship.

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Martin Shobe's avatar

Not an expert, but i think you could do it by having congress pass a law kicking them out and then having the citizens of Texas vote their agreement.

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VaselineHabits's avatar

Weird, a report just came out showing Texas and Florida as the MOST FINANCIALLY DISTRESSED states

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carovee's avatar

You don't say. Two states with large populations, serious climate problems, and an poorly crafted tax system are distressed?

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Lynn Veit's avatar

You forgot "and white xtian nationalist in charge, who don't give a fuck about their citizens."

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Eva Porter's avatar

What the actual fuck is happening in this country? Rhetorical question. Have these people lost their fucking minds? Rhetorical question.

All in service of a fat, melting, sundowning, pedo wannabe king.

This is a Cold Civil War.

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carovee's avatar

it's an important reminder that it isn't just Trump we need to be afraid of. It's every single Republican in office.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

As well as Republican voters.

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Lynn Veit's avatar

Yes, definitely. Some of them are really feeling their oats and no longer believe they are required to act like normal decent humans. When I run into them, they are a scary lot.

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tehbaddr's avatar

That header gif reminds me I haven't saddled up in a while.

https://substack.com/@tehbaddr/note/c-21063679

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

It is not just the Jerry-mandering. It is the fact that this was ordered up by the Orange Void himself - give me 5 more seats. So blatant and corrupt. Fuck you texans and your votes/districst/representatives. It is already Jizzymandered to shit - but this is so so corrupt and wrong.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

But "journalists" refuse to sound the alarm and then explain that it really is something that regular people don't care about. So, the messenger won't deliver the message but it's the receiver's fault for not getting the message. Have your cake and eat it too!

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Lynn Veit's avatar

I have been absolutely livid at the mainstream media's milquetoast reporting on this. That is, if they even bother to mention it at all

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

I made a decision to move out of Texas and back to Mass. I have family and friends there. I"m taking this Jizzymandering thing as a springboard.

Iver been thinking about it for a while but I have hesitated because I"m retired and living on SS and so far everything works - so there is an reluctance to change anything. But now I think I"n out of here

I have an ex in Mass who has been trying to lure me back. I'm gonna give him a call today. My Brother and his wife have been here for the last 10 years - right down the street. But he is retiring and they are moving to Boston in October. They have the moving van all set up - maybe i'll see if I can load some of my stuff on with them.

I don't want Texas to steal my vote. I want to vote against Donald Trump next year. I'll have to time everything so that I can get my MA voter registration card before.

I am fearful and I'm totally excited too. Me and Daisy are getting out!

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Yes! Come back to MA!

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Lynn Veit's avatar

Good luck!!!! 👍🤞👏

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Good for you. I’m moving to CANADA! I’ll have dual citizenship so I can vote absentee. At least until Charlie Dumbfuck gets put in charge.

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Holy smokes how did you swing that?

My brother and his wife have dual cit - they lived in Toronto for many years

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

My mom was born and raised there.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

When this Trump era is over we're going to need a "Truth and Reconciliation Commission" or perhaps more than one.

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gene108's avatar

We are going to need to throw Trump, Vance, Miller, Gov. Abbott, Ken Paxton, Republican Texas legislators, everyone at Fox News, everyone ever associated with The Heritage Foundation, etc. in prison for the rest of their lives.

As long as the fascists are free, they can keep trying until they succeed.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

We might need a new Constitution.

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carovee's avatar

The country that celebrates confederate soldiers?

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DJ Teetop's avatar

That and various tribunals

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phantom_stranger's avatar

We won't do it. We didn't even deal properly with the J6 insurrection. People just want to "put it behind them," so they don't have to consider their own culpability.

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oscarphile's avatar

"Healing." Ignoring rich white guys' crimes is known as "healing."

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

or Nixon or Vietnam or Reagan or

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Caepan's avatar

the Iraq War or the 2016 election or

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Oooo! Wait until Orangini, Pammy Jo, and Ka$h get wind of this. They'll ICEing his ass ... and wait! Wu sounds like a furrin' name, also too! Might he be one of Squishface's Not Americans?

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