

Discover more from Wonkette
Great GOP wordsmith Frank Luntz, the guy who gave us the "death tax" and who urged the George W. Bush administration to talk about "climate change" since it was less politically motivating than "global warming," did some more of his characteristic word magic today! While staying at the Hotel Imperial in Vienna, Austria, Luntz offered this cautionary tale about the evils of socialism, as illustrated by the shoddy conditions in a5-star luxury hotel owned by Dubai's "Al Habtoor" conglomerate and operated by Marriott:
I’m at the Hotel Imperial in Vienna, Austria. Almost 200 rooms… But the elevator has been broken for 3 days. Plea… https: //t.co/Gcx8Y7DGMX
— Frank Luntz (@Frank Luntz) 1560850949.0
Talk about your grim hellholes! Apparently, there's only one elevator in the entire building, and it's been broken for three days, proving that European-style socialism is a failure that should never be imported to the USA, where -- damn it! -- all buildings work!
As some smartass pointed out, now Luntz may have to take the STAIRS, like a common Bolshevik!
@FrankLuntz @ImperialVienna @StarwoodBuzz @alhabtoorgroup at least you'll get a chance to use the "socialist" stair… https: //t.co/LygmiAzgX9
— Ian Fraser (@Ian Fraser) 1560879043.0
We're still trying to get our heads around how a delay in getting an elevator fixed in a luxury hotel owned by the United Arab Emirati proprietors of Dubai's
Habtoor Grand Resort
Waldorf Astoria Dubai Palm Jumeirah
Habtoor Palace, LXR Hotels & Resorts
V Hotel, Curio Collection by Hilton
Hilton Dubai Al Habtoor City
Metropolitan Hotel Dubai
Al Habtoor Polo Resort
as well as
Imperial Hotel, a Luxury Collection Hotel, Vienna (Austria)
Hilton London Wembley (United Kingdom)
Hilton Beirut Habtoor Grand (Lebanon)
Hilton Beirut Metropolitan Palace (Lebanon)
President Abraham Lincoln Springfield – a DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel (United States)
InterContinental Budapest (Hungary)
The Ritz-Carlton, Budapest (Hungary)
is an example of the horrors of socialism, but then, we don't earn the big bucks like Luntz does. Austria is among the 14 richest countries in the world, so we're fairly certain it's not a commie hellhole. Then again, there is a very strong social safety net, so maybe people in subsidized housing stole all the elevator parts. Or perhaps the elevator would have been fixed sooner if only Austria didn't have such strong unions. It's a mystery.
Or maybe it's that NATIONAL socialism that's the problem, seeing as it has socialism RIGHT IN THE NAME!
Adolf Hitler, once a day labourer outside the Hotel Imperial Vienna, returned as the Führer and "delivered a speech to a rapturous crowd from [the hotel] suite's balcony, on 14 March 1938", according to www.famoushotels.org.
We suppose it's worth noting that the Imperial is decidedly not owned or operated by the Austrian government, where a far-Right coalition has recently imploded -- although maybe Luntz is confused about that, since official state guests are traditionally housed there. In any case, the elevator's busted, it's in Europe, Europe is socialist, and Frank Luntz is homesick for America, where no elevator ever goes unrepaired for an entire weekend. It simply has never happened because of our efficient free market!
@Avi_Bueno @FrankLuntz @ImperialVienna Our elevators are powered by the invisible hand.
— Efithor (@Efithor) 1560864813.0
Still, Luntz's tweet inspired some valuable reflections on how economic theory shapes the reality of everyday life. This is the kind of Austrian economics we can support.
@JackRottie @egrtravels @FrankLuntz @ImperialVienna We replaced our elevator in our building so we were socialists… https: //t.co/okbWWZZEZ2
— Zoe Samuel (@Zoe Samuel) 1560873984.0
@FrankLuntz @ImperialVienna Right. Elevators NEVER break in the land of going bankrupt because of medical bills.
— Trump Original Draft (@Trump Original Draft) 1560851109.0
@FrankLuntz @ImperialVienna My apartment in Boise, Idaho, is always so hot in the winter that I have to run the win… https: //t.co/Ieync8kJ0t
— Doktor Zoom (@Doktor Zoom) 1560863720.0
In conclusion, capitalism always allocates resources efficiently and fairly, although that still doesn't explain why Frank Luntz has a job. And now it would be your DOKTOR ZOOM'S BIRTHDAY PARTY OPEN THREAD, if only the socialists would fix the elevator, the end.
Yr Wonkette is entirely supported by donations from you, the reader. Please send us money so socialists won't make us take the stairs.
Someone Got European Socialism All Over Frank Luntz's 5-Star Hotel!
New plan cnn, local highschool sports. We live In The future mother fuckers instead of 24 hours of watching sousage making and train wrecks cut to, clean up day in the park a big hit! And kindergarten field day fun in New field! Also plus local.politics Need eyeballs? Kittens with baby's! The police log!Obituary'sAfter all Name's sell newspapers
I will be your first customer!