Someone Steals Butterstick Schtick

You may have heard that Butterstick goes back to China in two years. We don't know what we did to deserve this. Why didn't we let them keep those fighter planes? Take the damn spy satellites, we want the Stick! Perhaps in preparation for the upcoming tragedy, many of you have sent us the story about the Japanese lady who has "made over" her dog into a panda. Whatever. Margarin is not Butterstick.

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