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She can have my Scotch when I'm done with it!

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The chickens will be fine. As much as she drinks, even her strap-on has whiskey dick

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time to take away the keys to her typewriter

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Juniper-flavored vodka. No prob.

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to be fair, peggy is riding that triumphant wave from her 2012 election predictions. <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/peggyn..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://blogs.wsj.com/peggynoonan/2012/11/05/monda...">http://blogs.wsj.com/peggyn...

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I got this image in my head of Ms. Noonington running around sporting a strapon in a barn filled with terrified chickens.

Help me.

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